Slappy Cakes

Breakfast & Brunch

Make Pancake

Pancake batter made from scratch daily

Choose A Batter​

8 oz. Bottle

Buttermilk

$6.00

Whole Grain

Vegan
$6.00

Gluten-Free

$6.00

Peanut Butter

$6.00

Sweet Potato

$6.00

Pick Your Fixins​ - Sweet

Chocolate Chips

$1.00

White Chocolate Chips

$1.00

Butterscotch Chips

$1.00

Apples

$1.00

Bananas

$1.00

Blueberries

$0.00

Toasted Almonds

$1.00

Hazelnuts

$1.00

Walnuts

$1.00

Pecans

$1.00

Pick Your Fixins​ - Savory

Crispy Bacon

$1.50

Crumbled Sausage

$1.50

Chorizo

$1.50

Vegan Sausage

$1.50

Cheddar Cheese

$1.50

Valdeon Bleu Cheese

$1.50

Goat Cheese

$1.50

Peanut Butter

$1.50

Chopped Scallions

$1.50

Roasted Mushrooms

$1.50

Add Some Toppings​

Lavendar Honey

$2.00

Peanut Butter

$2.00

Lemon Curd

$2.00

Organic Maple Syrup

$2.00

Don’t Feel Like Cooking​

Choose a batter and some fxins and we will make them for you

Single

$3.50

Short Stack

$6.75

Plates​

Sub housemade English muffin or biscuit for toast 1 Sub pancake for toast 2

Spinach and eggs

Creamy sauteed spinach and diced country ham over Antebellum grits with two poached eggs
$9.50

Huevos rancheros

Crispy corn tortillas layered with braised pinto beans, two eggs and queso fresco. Topped with creme fraiche and salsa.
$9.50

Toad in a hole

Two eggs fried into wheat or sourdough. Served with potatoes and your choice of meat
$9.00

Country fried steak

Cube steak seasoned and topped with sausage gravy. Served with two eggs and potatoes.
$11.00

Seasonal vegetable scramble

Butternut squash, leeks and kale scrambled and topped with Valdeon bleu cheese. Served with mixed greens and toast.
$9.50

Forest mushroom scramble

Forest mushrooms scrambled with lardons, spinach and red onions. Topped with local goat cheese and served with potatoes and toast.
$9.50

Classic breakfast

Two eggs, potatoes, and your choice of meat and toast. Want more? Make it a
$8.50

Truck stop

The Classic Breakfast with an extra egg and a pancake or biscuit and gravy.
$11.25

Migas

Roasted peppers and red onions scrambled with crispy tortilla strips and topped with queso fresco. Served with potatoes and toast.
$9.50

Shirred eggs

Leeks, bacon and apples baked with cream and three eggs.
$9.50

Sweet potato casserole

Sweet potatoes, red onions, kale, Field Roast vegan sausage, coconut milk and breadcrumbs.
$9.50

Benedicts​

Served on a housemade English muffin with breakfast potatoes

Pork belly benedict

Pork belly confit with cider marinated coleslaw, topped with two poached eggs and a bacon fat Hollandaise.
$12.00

Seasonal vegetable benedict

Sweet potatoes, kale, broccoli and cauliflower. Topped with two poached eggs and classic Hollandaise sauce.
$10.00

Slappy benedict

Sauteed spinach, prosciutto and two poached eggs on top of pureed roasted garlic and sundried tomatoes. Topped with a classic Hollandaise sauce.
$10.00

A la carte​

Chicken fried bacon

Two slices of hand-battered bacon drizzled with housemade apple caramel sauce
$5.00

Blintz

Lemon​ cream cheese filled crepe served with seasonal fruit topping
$5.50

Granola

Housemade with your choice of milk, soy milk or yogurt
$6.50

Irish steel-cut oatmeal

Served with bananas and brown sugar. Cooked with milk, soy milk or water
$4.00

Biscuit and gravy

Sausage​ or vegetarian leek gravy
$4.00

Sides​

Housemade English Muffin or Biscuit

$2.00

Sourdough or Wheat Toast

$1.75

Breakfast Potatoes

$3.00

Antebellum Grits

$4.00

Yogurt with Lavender Honey

$4.00

One Egg

$1.50

Bacon or Field Roast Vegan Sausage

$3.00

Sausage or Turkey Bacon

$2.50

Choose a batter​

8 oz. Bottle 6.5

Buttermilk

$0.00

Whole Grain

$0.00

Vegan

$0.00

Sweet Parsnip

$0.00

Vegan/GF Buckwheat

Made in kitchen only
$0.00

Pick Some Fixins​ - Sweet

Chocolate Chips

$1.00

White Chocolate Chips

$1.00

Butterscotch Chips

$1.00

Apples

$1.00

Bananas

$1.00

Dried Cherries

$2.00

Dried Pineapple

$2.00

Blueberries

$0.00

Shredded Coconut

$1.50

Toasted Almonds

$1.50

Hazelnuts

$1.50

Walnuts

$1.50

Pecans

$1.50

Granola

$1.25

Pick Some Fixins​ - Savory

Crispy Bacon

$2.00

Crumbled Sausage

$1.50

Chorizo

$1.50

Vegan Sausage

$1.50

Cheddar Cheese

$1.00

Valdeon Bleu Cheese

$2.00

Local Goat Cheese

$2.00

Roasted Mushrooms

$1.50

Chopped Scallions

$1.00

Add Some Toppings​

Add toppings after pancakes are cooked for best result

Lavender Honey

$1.50

Peanut Butter

$1.00

Lemon Curd

$2.00

Organic Yogurt

$1.00

Apple Sauce

$1.00

Chocolate Syrup

$1.50

Crème Fraîche

$1.50

Whipped Cream

$1.00

100% Maple Syrup

$2.00

Housemade “nutella”

$2.75

Blueberries and lemon curd

$2.00

Apples, granola and lavender honey

$2.00

Scallions, roasted mushrooms and goat cheese

$2.00

Crumbled bacon and 100% maple syrup

$2.00

Chocolate chips, pecans and whipped cream

$2.00

Bananas and housemade “nutella”

$2.00

Specialty Drinks​

Slappy Screw

Ginger vodka and Organic OJ.
$7.00

Whiskey for Breakfast

Pendelton whiskey, fresh lemon juice, maple syrup and egg white.
$8.00

Cloud Breaker

Spiced rum with lemon, orange juice and fresh sage leaves. Sure to brighten any cloudy day.
$7.00

Banana Spanish coffee

Fresh bananas, spices, housemade Stumptown liqueur, 151 and coffee.
$8.00

Go Gingy Go

Spiced rum, espresso, chocolate syrup, steamed milk and ginger simple syrup
$7.50

Cucumber Basil Margarita

Antiguo tequila, basil, cucumber, with a splash of lemon, lime and OJ
$7.25

Sage Gimlet

Muddled sage, gin, lime juice and simple syrup
$7.50

Zero Proof​

Pink Rhubarb Lemonade

Rhubarb simple syrup, lemon juice and seltzer.
$3.50

Kiddie Kremesicle

Organic OJ, vanilla syrup and seltzer.
$4.00

Hibiscus Cooler

Hibiscus simple syrup, grapefruit juice and seltzer.
$3.00

Zero Proof​ - Stumptown Coffee

Drip

$3.00

Espresso

$2.00

Americano

$2.25

Latte

$3.75

Cappuccino

$3.75

Mocha

$4.00

Zero Proof​ - Foxfire Organic Tea

16 oz pot 4

Foxfire (black)

$0.00

Lemon Myrtle (green)

$0.00

Harmony (herbal)

$0.00

Yerba Mate

$0.00

Iced foxfire 2

$0.00

Add a sparkle to your day​

Classic Mimosa

Organic orange or grapefruit juice.
$7.00

Pink Flamingo

Vodka, OJ, hibiscus syrup, lemon juice and bubbly.
$7.50

5 ‘oclock Somewhere

Orange cranberry vodka, blueberry simple syrup, OJ and a float of bubbly
$7.50

Rhubarb 75

Vodka, rhubarb syrup, lemon juice and bubbly.
$7.50

Bluebird

Blueberry syrup, lemon juice and bubbly
$7.00

Bloody Marys​

Mole Maria (pitcher)

Ancho​ Chili tequila and Mole spices wake you up with a slap.
$0.00

Marypolitan (pitcher)

Fresh basil and balsamic add a savory kick to our delicious classic Bloody.
$0.00

House Mary (pitcher)

Our classic Bloody with cucumber vodka.
$0.00

Bloody Marys​ - Columbia Gorge Organic Juices

Orange, Grapefruit, Apple cider

$0.00

Housemade Lemonade

$3.00

Organic hot chocolate

$4.00

Milk

$0.00

Chocolate milk

$0.00

Vanilla Steamer

$4.00

Bloody Marys​ - Soda

Rc

$1.50

Diet Rite

$1.50

Root beer

$1.50

Squirt

$1.50

7-up Housemade ginger soda

$1.50

Bloody Marys​ - Beer

Deschutes

$3.25

Rainier

$2.00